I have set foot on Mars. Not as part of any space agency, no, the high level of [danger] and [costs] of space travel causes space agencies to set extremely high standards for astronauts. A lack of [skills], [university degrees], [age], [eyesight], and a surplus of [length] already rules me out of being even considered for the job. Therefore, I went to Mars on my own initiative, using only the skills of a [graphic designer] to achieve this goal.